windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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