And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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