happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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