the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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