I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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