is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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