Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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