Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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