Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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