return my video game
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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