last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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