Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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