They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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