I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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