Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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