I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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