He is an equal opportunity slut.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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