just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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