I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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