so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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