Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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