Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
we're so committed to being not committed
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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