She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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