Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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