Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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