haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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