You're so nebulous sometimes
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
