loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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