oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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