flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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