its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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