So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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