How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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