Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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