Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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