I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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