So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
