Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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