Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I touched a dick in church today
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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