Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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