He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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