Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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