I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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