I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Randomize
