Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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