and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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