It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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