That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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