But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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