I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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