So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
