I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
