You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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