Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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