we're blogging at a bar
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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