I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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