This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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