i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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