Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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